Little Baby Tummy and His Little Tummy Woes

Me sick at the hotel by Disneyland

My wife makes really good cinnamon rolls.

I would gladly take a fall for her, take the stake for something that isn’t my fault, and build a homestead with her if it meant she was able to make these cinnamon rolls (and all her baking products) like every day.

Issue with the statement above:

1) I would happily do all these things (no cows) for her because I’m her husband, I love her, and she’s the central most important person in my life.

2) These rolls kill me.

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As I get older I’m reminded that I cannot eat whatever I want. I’ve been saying this for years, but recently the reminders are literally constant.

Back in January, I threw up in a movie theatre bathroom because I over ate at Apple Bees.

I thought “Maybe I won’t experience this again for another year or so”.

Nope.

Mother’s Day 2025. My wife made cinnamon rolls for her mother to eat during brunch.

I was stoked for these puppies, but when we showed up at my in-laws it was as if everyone but me was content with waiting hours to eat food.

Now, I’m a type-A guy. I eat breakfast every day from 8-8:30, but I’m totally fine with a brunch as long as I have a lil something something beforehand.

I was waiting for some dang cinnamon rolls, but like I said, the urgency just wasn’t there.

I resorted to berries to lay me over, but I finally broke and dug in.

And I didn’t stop digging in.

I ate 4 cinnamon rolls that day and spent an hour lying in bed awaiting the inevitable hurl. It never came.

I just chalked it up to; yeah I ate too much.

But two nights pass and there’s a final cinnamon roll chilling on our counter. I had to.

Well, now I’m writing this the day after lying on my sister’s couch in my mother and father’s house because I drove into town, dropped off Lottie, went to the office, and immediately turned back around and slept for 2 hours.

It’s been rough bud.

Me getting sick on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

When Will I Learn?

This is a difficult question to answer.

If I’m honest it’s so hard to eat according to my bodi’s tendencies.

And also,

My wife makes really good cinnamon rolls.